Who knows? Maybe Minnesota will shock the nation this year. And maybe, just maybe - Minnesota Morons can vote like Minnesota Mastros for a change. Just once. Just maybe.
Just days away from the midterms, early voting has started, and some of the latest polling is out. According to this polling (if you can believe it), the arsonists who start the fires are on the verge of being re-elected either to the same office, or another state office. Does that make sense to anybody who draws breath? In sports, when a team flops, a new coach is picked. Why? According to the ownership, "it is time to go in a new direction." Not in Minnesota with the Minnesota Morons voting. We always vote for the same people who started the fire. Never a new direction. Never.
I have been involved with Minnesota politics when we had a simply excellent slate of candidates. All qualified and normal. But the Minnesota Morons did not want qualified and normal. They wanted the same old bunch of nincompoops who can barely even finding their way to the bathroom in the morning. This year however, it is ever worse. We had jailers who were asleep at the wheel, who allowed fraudsters to steal us blind. Their punishment by the Minnesota Morons? Vote them back into office.
And every year, we hear the same canard coming out of the DFL Pravda machine. "All the red team wants is tax breaks for the rich." Really? I am not rich, and I could use a tax break. In fact, the Big Beautiful Bill really helped this family. It helped a lot of families who are not rich. But who cares about the facts. Just keep that tired old lie replaying every other year. Plus - as a bonus, the DFL Pravda machine can use the Donald Trump Boogie Man thing one more time. Saying all the MNGOP candidates are tied to Trump's hip is laughable when in reality, Trump does not know who most of these people are.
For governor this year, we have the first African American woman running. Not just a token - she is highly accomplished and experienced. One would think in this state, where color means so much, she would be a shoe-in. Nope. The pale and stale Hotdish Amy is leading her. Why? Ask a Minnesota Moron. And for the open senate seat, we have a true outsider. Somebody with name recognition. Running against one of the jailers who allowed the fraudsters to run wild. How is she doing? Running behind. Just to keep Minnesota broken and the laughingstock of the nation, we will re-elect a slate of born losers. Again. And again.
Who knows? Maybe Minnesota will shock the nation this year. And maybe, just maybe - Minnesota Morons can vote like Minnesota Mastros for a change. Just once. Just maybe.





