Friday, April 19, 2024

And now there is "Boozy"






"When I was overseas, one of the guys in my section was a serial BS artist. Knew everything, did everything, been everyplace, and so forth. No matter what you told him, he had already done it earlier and better. Pretty soon, his credibility with most guys was zilch. Kind of like Biden these days."


More stories from either the "liar-in-chief" or our present-day Walter Mitty. Joe Biden was at an event in his hometown of Scranton, Pa (remember - he likes to be known as "Scranton Joe"). As he was giving a speech, he decided to drift off into story land. He wanted to talk about his uncle "Boozy". First off, Joe had to remind everyone, that like most Bidens, "Boozy" was a "hell of an athlete". Plus (and this is where the real story comes in), "Boozy" was in the Army Air Corp during WWII.

According to our president, who never gets anything wrong, nor embellishes a single thing, "Boozy" was in a plane which crashed landed on a deserted southern Pacific Island. Wait - it was not deserted! It was full of Canabals. When the Canabals saw "Boozy", they thought he would make a good meal. So, they ate him. That is why "Boozy" was never found. He ended up as somebody's lunch or dinner. 

Great story. Kind of like good old "Corn Pop". Except it is not true. Not even close. The records show that "Boozy" was a passenger on a plane flying over the Pacific. It was either shot down or just crashed into the ocean. The plane sank, taking everyone (including "Boozy") down to Davy Jone's Locker. I guess that story was not good enough for Biden. He needed to "Corn Pop" this story to make it more entertaining.

Back to our grim reality. We have a president who drifts off. Sometimes a little - sometimes a lot. We can laugh at all his silly BS, or we can be scared to death he has his finger on the red button. Our international friends, our international advisories - all see Joe, as he is. If Putin had periods of goofiness like Biden has, most of us would be scared to death. Why? Putin also has his finger on the red button.

When I was overseas, one of the guys in my section was a serial BS artist. Knew everything, did everything, been everyplace, and so forth. No matter what you told him, he had already done it earlier and better. Pretty soon, his credibility with most guys was zilch. Kind of like Biden these days. He has been either lying or living a fantasy for so many years now, when he talks, most don't listen anymore. Why? What he says is just crap. Period. Full stop. 

 

 

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