The big dud...

"My guess for tonight? Harris will try and cement herself as one of the two front runners. The other one? Pocahontas. If one of these two women became our next President, many will be hoping for an extinction level asteroid to hit the Earth. And soon."

What a long night last night. And to think I get to go through it again tonight. First off, watching anything, including weather reports on CNN - constitutes cruel and unusual punishment. And to have Amy's face on the TV for part of it (albeit a very small piece), did not help the pain. But it is over, and I am wondering if anyone learned anything new.

One pundit this morning said this was the swan song for many. However the two most "dead men (or women) walking" are Beto, and Amy. The pundit said if they are not packing their bags right now, they should be. Speaking of Amy - my favorite line of hers last night was when she said, "I have never lost an election in Minnesota". That is true. However, it is also true you could dress up a turnip, run that turnip as a Democrat, and it would win in Minnesota. Why? Ilhan Omar. Proof, we have some of the DUMBEST voters in the known universe.

My second favorite was when Mayor Pete decided it was time to quote scripture. Huh? Will wonders never cease? Or when Bernie was told to stop shouting. I wanted to explain to the candidate who said that, Bernie is 100 years old. Old people shout a lot, because they lose hearing. Besides all of which, Bernie, as a commie agitator, always shouts. Bernie will be the next to leave after Amy and Beto. Why? No game. His time was 2016 (if any). Now he is just another "also ran" socialist.

My favorite of the night (if I can use the term "favorite") was Pocahontas. Last night she decided to show America she could act angry for three hours with no break. And the free give away items - they were coming fast and furious. So much so, the "moderates" took turns trying to school the socialists on economics. The "moderates" were trying very hard to be the adults in the room. The problem? Even the "adults" had no game. In fact, other than calling Trump a racist and a xenophobe, there were no take away items what so ever.

The rumor is still floating around that this behemoth pile of misfits (better known as the Clown Car), is getting ready to die under its own weight. Then, out of nowhere, will come the savior to the cause. "Michelle my Bell" Obama. Some Democrats think this would be the panacea. We do not. Donald Trump would hang the Obama years around her neck like a bow tie. No, not even Michelle could help at this stage of the game.

I am already shaking with excitement about tonight. "Sleepy Joe" said he will not be as "nice" as he was in the last debate. My question for Joe is this - can you stay awake for the entire three hours? We have already seen another guy your age get all mumbled and fumbled during the Mueller hearings (that be Mueller himself).

My guess for tonight? Harris will try and cement herself as one of the two front runners. The other one? Pocahontas. If one of these two women became our next President, many will be hoping for an extinction level asteroid to hit the Earth. And soon.