Game On?

"POWERFUL FORCES! Boy is this a throwback term to what the Clintons used to talk about when they sullied the White House the first time."

Okay, the nausea event is finally over. And the message was delivered by the Democrats, loud and clear. Everything is hunky dory except for one thing. (Can I have some scary music before I continue?) POWERFUL FORCES are on the lose - and they are trying to tear us apart!. But - (now triumphant music) WE ARE NOT AFRAID!!!! My response to both of these idiotic statements follow.

POWERFUL FORCES! Boy is this a throwback term to what the Clintons would talk about when they sullied the White House the first time. What exactly are POWERFUL FORCES? Is it the Illuminati? The Rothschild Family? The Majestic 12? Aliens? The vast Right Wing conspiracy? Nope. None of the above I am afraid. It is those rascally Republicans. Those hate mongers. Those obstructionists. 

The only way to get rid of these POWERFUL FORCES is to vote 100% Democratic for everyone and every position. It became very clear that the Democrats hate Republicans much worse than any Islamic Terrorist. So if the Democrats can just get rid of divided government, they can really go to town. Kind of like the first two years of Barry. They were able to pass the  Not Affordable Care Act (NACA) with no Republicans. And that is working out very well, thank you (NOT!).

Now on to the WE ARE NOT AFRAID. Sorry folks - we should be. First off, we should be very afraid what this cancer called debt is doing to our economy. It is like hidden rust which slowly destroys your car. By the time you notice it - too late. Under Hillary, the debt will climb faster than it did under Obama. Why? Thanks to Hillary trying to be like "Bernie light", most everything will be free. How do we pay for it? Put it on the card. Our debt will be $20 trillion with Hillary going in, and $30 trillion (if we last that long) when she and Bill finish sullying the White House the second time. 

How about ISIL? Under Hillary, we will just give them a huge group hug. After all, it is America's fault why they hate us. We have such an evil past! To show support, the first thing that President Clinton (No. 2) will do is mandate that every car have a "Coexist" bumper sticker. And then we will cut all ties with Israel until they give 95% of their land to the Palestinians. Finally, it you can't beat them, join them. President Clinton (No. 2) will appoint new justices to the Supreme Court who only believe in sharia law. 

What about those "thug" cops the Democrats keep talking about? Well, Hillary will show the nation we are NOT AFRAID of them either! We will make them like Bobbies. Instead of guns, they will carry only billy clubs. Not to worry that another cop was ambushed and killed in San Diego last night. The Democrats however, don't care too much about that. Do blue lives matter to them? Not much.

So now that we have taken the "presumptive" off of both our major candidates, let's have game on! No doubt Hillary will get a "bump" from the love fest this week. Many will have been so intoxicated by the glitz, they overlooked the facts. What are the facts? Stay tuned. The Bird will be addressing them ad nauseam over the next few months.